Top 5 Valley Sports Bars
🔥 Top 10 Valley Sports Bars
It’s a low bar, folks. Literally.
Let’s be real: the bar for being a good sports bar in Arizona is lower than Kyler Murray behind his O-line. All we want are the basics:
- Cold beer (not just in the name — looking at you, Cold Beer & Cheeseburgers… more like Lukewarm Beer & Sad Fries)
- At least one edible menu item — preferably wings. Maybe pizza if you’re classy.
- Some waitress eye candy — We lost a lot of good women to old town bottlegirl status, IG and only fans, but can we at least get a solid 8 from time to time?
- And FOR THE LOVE OF FORMER-PHOENIX SUNS GLORY, PLAY THE LOCAL DAMN TEAMS ON TV.
We get it, transplant Terry. You just moved from Chicago. But it’s ASU vs Texas in the playoffs — this ain’t the time to ask for the Bulls game.
Anyway, here’s the list:
🥇 1. JT’s Bar and Grill
This is the Mecca of Valley sports bars. Not joking — JT’s wings are national treasure level. Fried and grilled. Medium and/ or the works is the move here.
- Vibe: A glorious mix of degenerates, Arcadia bros, old rich guys in flip flops, and possibly the governor (not joking). Unofficial 19th hole for Arizona Country Club. Probably sitting next to a guy worth $50M and you’d never know it.
- Seating capacity: Approximately 7. If you get a walkway seat, wear pads.
- Waitstaff: Same two ladies since the Larry Fitzgerald era.
- TVs? Local teams only — or you can get the hell out.
- Bonus: Touchtunes jukebox = elite power move if you want to hijack the vibe remotely.
🥈 2. Zipps Sports Grill
The OG Valley chain. Some locations are great, some feel like you walked into a Costco food court. But the wings and focaccia? Still undefeated.
- Order: Golden medium + pepper jack focaccia. That’s it.
- Drinks: Happy Hour used to be $3 for a beer bigger than your head. Now? $9 Zipparitas, but we adjust.
- Downside: 46 TVs, not a single local game on. You will have to politely reintroduce your waitress to the concept of “home team.”
🥉 3. Twin Peaks
This could’ve been #1 a decade ago. Back when the beer was 32°, and the waitresses were too hot to make eye contact with.
- Now? Mostly tatted West Valley moms with vape breaks.
- But the beer temp? Still colder than a D-backs crowd in May.
- Pro move: They are rocking game audio. They even switch it to music during commercials, which is elite bar etiquette.
- Food: Mid, but you’ll survive on beer that’s so perfectly chilled there are icebergs floating on top.
- The Lodge (Tempe)
Hidden in a Tempe corner near Sun Devil Stadium, this is a certified pregame gem.
- Warning: They host Iowa State watch parties. Your red-and-gold confusion will be valid.
- Wings slap.
- Vibe is chill, but don’t expect bottle girls — this isn’t Old Town.
- Walkable to the game… if you’re cool with rolling the dice on a $40 pedicab ride after.
- Crown Public House
Right next to Footprint and Chase Field.
- Translation: The best place to pregaming for a Suns/D-backs game because it’s the only place.
- Food: Better than stadium food by a country mile.
- TVs: They have to show local games — they’re 100 feet away.
- Docked points for also hosting soccer nerds at 6AM, but we’ll let it slide.
❌ NOT ON THE LIST:
Any place that turns into a club after 8PM. If the waitress is offering bottle service with sparklers mid-Suns game, it’s not a sports bar — it’s a trap.
💀 Honorable Mentions:
- K O’Donnell’s – Great for fantasy drafts and pretending you’re not in north Scottsdale.
- The Bar – Ironically named, perfectly divey.
- Trevor’s Cigar Lounge – Cigars, TV’s and the #1 pizza in Arizona.
- T-Bird Tavern – Feels like an old bar in a movie where someone definitely starts a bar fight after a Coyotes goal.
Final Thoughts:
Arizona might not have the deepest bench when it comes to sports bars, but when you find the good ones — with cold beer, spicy wings, and local teams on TV — they feel like home.
Now if we could just get one of them to not play Creed when the Cardinals go down two touchdowns in the first quarter.
